Mob Rules Mobcast

Your morning show styled podcast for all things GameFollow Jon and Dave on a magical Warhammer 40,000 journey of getting rules wrong accidentally on purpose. If you like laughter, romance, intrigue and a whole lot of 40k banter then saddle up, because we're dropping this like an iron duke every two weeks.
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Dec 2, 2016

It is that time of year again, where, if you live in the northern hemisphere, you are probably having a hard time falling asleep.  Thankfully Mob Rules has you covered, we have a brand new product on the market, Mob Rules Hay Bails!  The paleo diet was a start, and we are continuing the theme of hail bail slumber products, balled up hay pillows, strewn hay blankets, designer hay sleep wear (meow) and finally, the Mob Rules podcast!  For a better sleep try all of our products at once, it is like vodka and sleeping aids all at once!  

So mix yourself up a grass, cale and hay smoothie, put on your hay laced pajamas, sit back in your hay bail sofa and indulge in the warm frothy sounds of Mob Rules.

Nov 19, 2016

At the age of 19, Marty Stouffer traveled to Alaska with an 8mm camera, he and his home movie of his travels were warmly received by over 1,800 of his fellow Arkansas residents.  Revenue from the movie easily paid for his trip many times over.  Mob Rules also has a similar story, an alaskan podcast that easily costs the producers many times over.  Oh wait, that is backwards from Wild America.  Damn.  We really have nothing in common.  Well, if you are a Marty Stouffer fan, we apologize but please, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of recaf, a plump plate of gantha-root rollup, put on your favorite grow hide snuggie and tune in to the award defying sounds of Mob Rules.

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Nov 4, 2016

Like an iron deuce, Mob Rules drops on your plate with all the Legion of the Damned book review goodness, the results are in from last week’s eBay price is right, we review the shiz out of Prospero, and talk dirty to you like you deserve.  

BTW, Phil is doing a thing to help children that are not buttholes, help him reach his goal:

We have a FaceBook page here:

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Oct 21, 2016

Life is hard, sometimes it just feels like the deck is stacked against you and nobody is letting you live to your full potential.  Sometimes it feels like your brothers just do not understand you and your dad doesn't get it.  If only they could see what you see and know how much they need you and your psychic powers.  If only they knew just how dope the warp really is!  But nooooooow you're always getting picked on by your stupid jock-tard brother with the dumb friends.  Even worse is that nobody seemed to care when he and his friends torched your comic book collection and burnt down your bedroom after poking out your last good eye.  What a jerk, am I right?  You feel it too, right? Well, screw that guy!  And since we are already getting to know one another and sharing stories, listen in as I tell you the rest of my tale on Mob Rules as we discuss the Thousand Sons and the Burning of Prospero!

Oct 7, 2016

The boys are caught in the Kill Team storm that is sweeping the planet.  Pick your faction, train your fighters and throw down like the pasty nerds that we are in the paradigm shifting influence of KILL TEAM!  Or not.  Also included is a review of Black Library's reprint of the Boom Comics mini-series: Exterminatus.  All this and a story about bunnys because we love you.  It is true.  And it is creepy.  Mostly just creepy.  So go pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of Baja Blast, cozy up to your smart phone and listen to another seducing tale of 40k and romance, one that you will only find on Mob Rules!

Sep 23, 2016

It is that time of the every-other-week again!  Mob Rules hitting your ear holes like a drunken cat trying to get it on with a chalk board.  This go is short, we were tired after the Battle Zone Ursa convention, but still pulled it out for ya lads.  And ya know what?  We have a special homie for ya, well, two, but one of them spoke less.  He is famous, both in stories on our show as well as multiple (?) appearances on the Geisha Gleek.  BUT, you’ll have to download the podcast and decode the secret message in order to find out who it is.  Also we give you a wrap up of our Gamer’s Tail (ok, Tale of Gamers) event and get down with what we have been up to.  So go pour yourself a tall warm mug of hot apple cider, pull your office chair close to the stereo and bask in the personal love language of Mob Rules.

Sep 10, 2016

Close your eyes and say the words “Flesh Tearers,” “Flesh Tearers.” Let the words roll over your tongue, let them flow through your body, allow the mantra to seep into your soul and bring you a deeper understanding of what it is to be the second son of Baal.  Now, open your eyes.  Don’t you feel much better?  What ever, guys.  We did this episode on the Flesh Tearers and it was rad.  The end.  Now download the episode, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of V8, pull up your favorite fart-stained bean bag chair and imbue your mind with the soul molesting sounds of Mob Rules.

Aug 27, 2016

Lets talk about Iron Hands baby, lets talk about you and me, hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm humidity hum hum I forgot the rest of the song.  

This bit follow up the discussion of the Iron hands that started last episode with the Wrath of Iron book report, we go into some talk about what the inside of power armor smells like, what chapter is most likely to wear cardboard and tin foil, back around to what games we have been up to, a solid super plug for Iron Heart Artisans and all sorts of wiener jokes.  So get ready, mix up a nice tall glass of smoothie made from questionably safe fruits and yogurt that have been in the question way past their prime, put on your favorite blue Snuggie and tune in to Mob Rules!

Aug 12, 2016

One upon a time in a land far far away there was a mining town called, Shanendan, Shenandoah, Shepards Ferry, I don’t remember, it started with an Sh.  Anyway, it was a mining town, no wait it was a planet, yes, that was it, it was a planet.  The aristocracy was bored, bored of being bored, were feeling a bit randy, had already seen all there was to see on the internet, had all the parties were you put your car keys in a bowl and do the weird things and they felt that darling in mono-boobed crab claw strange would be a fun.  But then wouldn’t you know it, some tattle tail went and told the authorities and in the 41st millennium the authorities are sometimes super soldiers with two hearts, spit acid and fire rifles with mini missiles in them. And sometimes when the party gets so big and out of control those authorities call in the Collegia Titanica.  It was that kind of party.

Amazing book, we hope you read it, but if that whole reading thing is not your thing we have the thing covered.  It is book review time on Mob Rules!!!!  This ep we cover the Wrath of Iron, a tale of all that stuff I previously mentioned plus a lot of dead guardsmen and some not-fully-dead Iron Hands.  Ohhhhhh it is  good one.  So get yourself a nice tasty mug of apple cider, pull up your favorite bean bag chair that permanently smells like farts and tune in to the whiling of Jon, Ted and Phil.

Jul 29, 2016

Considering Lost Patrol but just really not sure?  It took a while but we pulled the trigger on this cult classic and have a review just for you.  No, really, it is just for you.  There is nobody else here, just you and I.  Not your grandma, not that guy on the bus that you always see talking to himself, or that neighbor that is always outside yelling at the dogs on the street or that lady who checks your produce and remembers when you were a kid but you do not remember her.  No, it is just you and me here talking and I have a special review of Lost Patrol just for you. 

Jul 22, 2016

"A mini-sode? What tha heck is a mini-sode and why should I download this crap?"  Well, hypothetical person, a minisode is a less winded version of what we usually do and you should download it because it comes with a free exclusive miniature of Marnius Calgar.  Okay, that is a lie, it does not come with a mini at all.  However, it IS free!  Now isn't that better?  In this first and irregular installment we go about the Tale of Gamers and what we were thinking about when we made up our stories and teams.  This is an event that caught us by surprise, drafting the stories and the meaning was a lot more rewarding than initially thought, giving new life and love to our little dude-bros.  So sit back, crack open a microwave nacho tray from the local gas station and open your ears to the seductive rants of Mob Rules!

Jul 16, 2016

This is a re-mastered version of our overly salty 27th episode of the Ultramarines movie.  Sadly I discovered the hard way that if I take a compressed audio file and bring it back into garageband and save it again it can frag up the audio making it sound like a vintage recording played on a vintage radio that had been sitting out in the rain for the last 15 years as the family in squirrels inside try to desperately pack the membrane with leaves to quiet the buzzing.  But you are not hear to listen to me make excuses, you are hear to listen to us complain about OTHER people's creative projects.

So pull up a chair, open a bag of salty nuts and let the salty sea waves of Mob Rules take you away.

Jul 1, 2016

Tired of us talking about the lost first episode?  Well we found it!  YAY!  After this you will never ever ever have to hear us yammering on about it again.  Okay, well, we didn't ACTUALLY find it, we recreated it with one less person and a lot more dick jokes.  The subject is all about the emperor and who the guy was, in staying with the theme we get some eBay Price is Right with the Golden Throne and we launch into the new event: "Tale of Gamers (which has NOTHING to do with the emperor)!"  So pour yourself a tall frosty glass of Faygo, pull up close to the radio and indulge your ears in regret.  It is the anniversary episode of Mob Rules!

Jun 17, 2016

Hold on to your listening buds, this shiz is getting extensive!  The Glacial Geek swings by the greenhouse to join in on a highly extensive Beast Arises mid-term review, and by "extensive" I mean: I am sorry.  We go through your FAQ questions with more authority than Reese Robbins embued with deity-ship.  Okay, that is taking it out of order, but who reads these anyway?  Get on with the downloading already!!!!

Jun 3, 2016

Sterling swings by for some Tournament Hangover, we talk broken knights, dream listing some FAQ questions and why should hit up some of Alaska's tournaments! 

BTW, we got a new shirt design!!!  Woot!

Red Bubble this shiz!

May 20, 2016

Do you ever have that feeling that your game is a fraud?  I am not talking about the rules you and your mates play by, but you, yourself.  A lot of successful people feel that way, that, even though their novel has been on the New York Times best seller list that somehow people will find them out to be a fraud.  Now that the F.A.Q. has dropped we are all left with that self-reflection: “everything I thought I knew is wrong and I may not know my game.”  Hey guess what!  The answers are at hand and you will sure NOT discover them in Mob Rules Episode 23: The Search For More T-Shirt Sales!  Buuuuut we will talk a bit about the F.A.Q., a bit about fliers and whether or not Hasbro makes quality toys.

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May 6, 2016

Our main man Pete from NGC40K swings in to discuss Narrative gaming, Imperial knights and drops the knowledge on why we should all listen to the NGC40K podcast.  Easily my new favorite episode, Pete fit right in with our sense of humor and made it an amazing couple hours.

You can find more out about the NGC40K peoples at:

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Apr 22, 2016

There are three things in life that are guaranteed:
1) if you drop jellied toast it will land messy side down to ensure your morning goes well.
2) if you go shopping when you are hungry you will inevitably buy things that you will never want to eat when you are of sound mind.
3) even if you do not play Space Marines in 40K they are at least the secret reason you started playing the game. 

Today the lads walk through the fields of space marine history with their pal Sterling, jokes were made and swear words were cast.  It was a good time, so swing on by the Mob Rules Cafe and get yourself a listen on us.





Apr 8, 2016

Kurt joins us to look back on Adepticon 2016 and all the funs!  From vendor halls, Patrol Missions, 40K friendly, Adepticon Titanicus, goose poop and more.  Check out picture on our facebook page:

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Mar 25, 2016

Criminal minds want to know: Who is Zach Becker?  We talk to Zach about his cheating ways then on to the first large scale grand tournament in London in over eight years and what he is doing to bring the scene back to life.  Oh hey, guess what guess what!  Adepticon is coming!  What are we doing to prepare?  Finally, Jon explains how to buy Forgeworld Superheavies without getting divorced. 

Check out the real deal on the webs:

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Mar 11, 2016

Phil came back to talk with us out the new Boardgames “Overbite Underkill,” er, “Overwatch Deathkill,” no, it was Deathwatch Overkill.  Yeah, that was it.  Then he gave us the 411 on how and why he does battle reports on YouTube as well as giving us some pointers as to who our’s can suck less.  Then we get into our Escalation League and talk about pooping on people’s cars when they piss us off in a tournament.  All that and nude picture of Kim Kardashian nude right here on Mob Rules episode 18!

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Feb 26, 2016

Do you have a favorite bacon casserole? I do not think I do, they are kind of interchangeable and amazing for the most part.  Unless the bacon gets soggy, then they are gross.

Do you like Gav Thorpe and Orks?  We do!  Guess what!  Chicken butt.  Guess what else!  Phil and Gav came back and talked to us about Ork Attack Moons and gretchen who masquerade as Imperial Fists.  Feel free to skip through the rest of the podcast to get to the Gav parts, I know I do.

Also, if you want more Gav check out his blog and sign up for his news letter:

Then mosey over to our new Mob Rules website:

Final plug of the day: GIVE US ITUNES REVIEWS!!!  Did I tell you that we love you?  Well we do.

Feb 12, 2016

Love books?  We love books!  Well, we buy them and put them on our shelves so people think we love books, but the official answer is "We love books!"  Danny came back to talk about the Beast Arises!  Woot!  So if you love books, love Danny, love Orks, hate Imperial Fists and love black labrador retrievers you will love our podcast.  No guarantee.  But you might. Still no guarantee.  After the review the boys get into a new game show and talk mad shit.  St back, pour yourself a tall glass of grape Faygo and get yourself learned.


BTW, we have a new website:
You can listen to podcasts, buy swag, read fan fiction, see pictures and... that is all.

Jan 29, 2016

Joe pulls back the mask and reveals his true identity, the boys talk mad smack, we delve into alternative mission types in 40K and striking that balance between competitive and whacky, then get on with some games.  Sit back, crack open a bottle of grape Faygo and let the audio fly!

BTW, check out last episode’s Narrative vs Competitive poll.

Jan 20, 2016

The lads fall asleep and find themselves in an alternate world with two academic teams debating the qualities of competitive VS. narrative play.  Who will win?  Is narrative play just a better way to get into the game?  Does story get in the way of your ability to beat face?  Listen to the podcast then run over to the facebook page to cast your vote!

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