On a dark, cold clear night the anxious traveler lifted his lightly packed and unfamiliar bags and cautiously walked them down the icy driveway to a Subraru of questionable condition. A reunion of spirit awaited over five thousand miles away.
ADEPTICON 2017!!!! Swag Bags, board games, fellow podcasters, Games Workshop staff, out of print models being hawked on swap meet tables, this is it, the Mecca of Gaming Nerd.
So go pour yourself a tall tasty glass of continental breakfast coffee, butter up a piece of continental breakfast toast and relax to the sporadic diatribes of Mob Rules!
I love gold! I mean, I was paraphrasing, I don't really care for it. Maybe I wasn't paraphrasing but satyrising the custodes. Lets bust into some custodes lore and figure out where these guys came from. That is about. Get your lemonade, your ragged blanket and bath in the creamy sounds of Mob Rules, one step beyond!
Remember back in the day, when you used to pretend that you and your friend were breaking into the enemy base, beating up the villainous generic troopers, saving the attractive slave women as they passionately thank you? Because of these memories of unrealistic and objectified scenarios we bring you an episode dedicated to the weapons of 40K, past, present and future. What does this have to do with saving slave women with your friend? I don’t know, it was just a memory I had that popped up in this associative game. So dig through your closet for that old hoody from the tech conference you attended 4 years ago, mix up a class of Crystal Lite and indulge your senses in the low-filling sound of Mob Rules, one step beyond!
Home Improvement Eldar edition, featuring Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, harlequins, confused space elves and more leather boys than you can shake a squig at. We bring you up to date on what is happening in the Gathering Storm series. Se take your decadent but on over to the kitchen, make yourself a nice dagwood, wrap yourself in the finest biker boy leathers and bask in the tall tales of a broken craftworld on Mob Rules.
Rewritten and remaster, episode 43 hits your dinner plate with that satisfying "surplooof" that can only mean mom made spaghetti. Mmm mmm good. This episode, Dave Singer of Frontline Gaming Twitch fame joins the boys for all the recaps. Yes, many recaps. Peep this shiz and makey your tum tumm happy. So get up, make yourself some gluten free toaster waffles smothered in imitation maple syrup and freeze dried blue berries, drape yourself in your beloved tentacle covered Snuggy and bask in those luscious tones of Mob Rules! One step beyond.
It is not the end times, just the change times. Does that make sense? No? Okay, remember that time when you were used to the fat pencils in school and somebody handed you a thin #2? You got made and smashed it on the desk and shewed off the eraser? It didn't taste very good did it? But then you found that your motor dextarity had corrected and the smaller pencils were much better tuned to your aptitude. Then you found pens and it was amazing! You changed. Yes, even though you are a miniature wargamer, you too can change and adapt. What does this have to do with today's podcast? Who cares, just pour yoruself a tall tasty glass of Nos, snuggle into that dingy Fallout Vault hoodie and tune in to the soft sexy tones of Mob Rules!
On the menu today: Red Velvet Oreo Cheese Cake cookies and sodas.
Thinking about picking up the Imperial Agents book? We go down down down and the flames go higher. We did the research so you do not have to, now come, learn absolutely nothing and buy it anyway. So pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of mixed fruit smoothe, put on your thrift store bathrobe, grab a can of your favorite Crisco shortening and listen to the smooth audio stain of Mob Rules.
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It is that time of the year, folks, no wait, that time of the year was like three months ago. Well, what ever, we are still bringing you the 3rd quarter review of the Beast Arises series. Woot woot! Fuck it, lets get this party started!
Merry Christmas if thats your Jam!
To celebrate the season, Jon made a special Minisode with a special reading of "The Great Siege of Terra", a shameless parody of "The Night Before Christmas"
Thanks Incompetech.com for the Christmas Tune!
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remember the days, you know, the days, the days when you lived at your parent's place, had a minimum wage job, squirrel away your monies for the latest Games Workshop game, then spent hours on the few models you had to bring your crazy machinations to life, then sat around day dreaming about your gang, drawing pictures and talking about their back story with your friend before their mom came to pick them up? Oh GorkaMorka, how we miss thee. Pour yourself a nice tasty glass of squig ale, snuggle up in your favorite Catachan Devil skin blanket and reminisce with the Mob Rules gang.
It is that time of year again, where, if you live in the northern hemisphere, you are probably having a hard time falling asleep. Thankfully Mob Rules has you covered, we have a brand new product on the market, Mob Rules Hay Bails! The paleo diet was a start, and we are continuing the theme of hail bail slumber products, balled up hay pillows, strewn hay blankets, designer hay sleep wear (meow) and finally, the Mob Rules podcast! For a better sleep try all of our products at once, it is like vodka and sleeping aids all at once!
So mix yourself up a grass, cale and hay smoothie, put on your hay laced pajamas, sit back in your hay bail sofa and indulge in the warm frothy sounds of Mob Rules.
At the age of 19, Marty Stouffer traveled to Alaska with an 8mm camera, he and his home movie of his travels were warmly received by over 1,800 of his fellow Arkansas residents. Revenue from the movie easily paid for his trip many times over. Mob Rules also has a similar story, an alaskan podcast that easily costs the producers many times over. Oh wait, that is backwards from Wild America. Damn. We really have nothing in common. Well, if you are a Marty Stouffer fan, we apologize but please, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of recaf, a plump plate of gantha-root rollup, put on your favorite grow hide snuggie and tune in to the award defying sounds of Mob Rules.
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Like an iron deuce, Mob Rules drops on your plate with all the Legion of the Damned book review goodness, the results are in from last week’s eBay price is right, we review the shiz out of Prospero, and talk dirty to you like you deserve.
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Life is hard, sometimes it just feels like the deck is stacked against you and nobody is letting you live to your full potential. Sometimes it feels like your brothers just do not understand you and your dad doesn't get it. If only they could see what you see and know how much they need you and your psychic powers. If only they knew just how dope the warp really is! But nooooooow you're always getting picked on by your stupid jock-tard brother with the dumb friends. Even worse is that nobody seemed to care when he and his friends torched your comic book collection and burnt down your bedroom after poking out your last good eye. What a jerk, am I right? You feel it too, right? Well, screw that guy! And since we are already getting to know one another and sharing stories, listen in as I tell you the rest of my tale on Mob Rules as we discuss the Thousand Sons and the Burning of Prospero!
The boys are caught in the Kill Team storm that is sweeping the planet. Pick your faction, train your fighters and throw down like the pasty nerds that we are in the paradigm shifting influence of KILL TEAM! Or not. Also included is a review of Black Library's reprint of the Boom Comics mini-series: Exterminatus. All this and a story about bunnys because we love you. It is true. And it is creepy. Mostly just creepy. So go pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of Baja Blast, cozy up to your smart phone and listen to another seducing tale of 40k and romance, one that you will only find on Mob Rules!
It is that time of the every-other-week again! Mob Rules hitting your ear holes like a drunken cat trying to get it on with a chalk board. This go is short, we were tired after the Battle Zone Ursa convention, but still pulled it out for ya lads. And ya know what? We have a special homie for ya, well, two, but one of them spoke less. He is famous, both in stories on our show as well as multiple (?) appearances on the Geisha Gleek. BUT, you’ll have to download the podcast and decode the secret message in order to find out who it is. Also we give you a wrap up of our Gamer’s Tail (ok, Tale of Gamers) event and get down with what we have been up to. So go pour yourself a tall warm mug of hot apple cider, pull your office chair close to the stereo and bask in the personal love language of Mob Rules.
Close your eyes and say the words “Flesh Tearers,” “Flesh Tearers.” Let the words roll over your tongue, let them flow through your body, allow the mantra to seep into your soul and bring you a deeper understanding of what it is to be the second son of Baal. Now, open your eyes. Don’t you feel much better? What ever, guys. We did this episode on the Flesh Tearers and it was rad. The end. Now download the episode, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of V8, pull up your favorite fart-stained bean bag chair and imbue your mind with the soul molesting sounds of Mob Rules.
Lets talk about Iron Hands baby, lets talk about you and me, hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm humidity hum hum I forgot the rest of the song.
This bit follow up the discussion of the Iron hands that started last episode with the Wrath of Iron book report, we go into some talk about what the inside of power armor smells like, what chapter is most likely to wear cardboard and tin foil, back around to what games we have been up to, a solid super plug for Iron Heart Artisans and all sorts of wiener jokes. So get ready, mix up a nice tall glass of smoothie made from questionably safe fruits and yogurt that have been in the question way past their prime, put on your favorite blue Snuggie and tune in to Mob Rules!
One upon a time in a land far far away there was a mining town called, Shanendan, Shenandoah, Shepards Ferry, I don’t remember, it started with an Sh. Anyway, it was a mining town, no wait it was a planet, yes, that was it, it was a planet. The aristocracy was bored, bored of being bored, were feeling a bit randy, had already seen all there was to see on the internet, had all the parties were you put your car keys in a bowl and do the weird things and they felt that darling in mono-boobed crab claw strange would be a fun. But then wouldn’t you know it, some tattle tail went and told the authorities and in the 41st millennium the authorities are sometimes super soldiers with two hearts, spit acid and fire rifles with mini missiles in them. And sometimes when the party gets so big and out of control those authorities call in the Collegia Titanica. It was that kind of party.
Amazing book, we hope you read it, but if that whole reading thing is not your thing we have the thing covered. It is book review time on Mob Rules!!!! This ep we cover the Wrath of Iron, a tale of all that stuff I previously mentioned plus a lot of dead guardsmen and some not-fully-dead Iron Hands. Ohhhhhh it is good one. So get yourself a nice tasty mug of apple cider, pull up your favorite bean bag chair that permanently smells like farts and tune in to the whiling of Jon, Ted and Phil.
Considering Lost Patrol but just really not sure? It took a while but we pulled the trigger on this cult classic and have a review just for you. No, really, it is just for you. There is nobody else here, just you and I. Not your grandma, not that guy on the bus that you always see talking to himself, or that neighbor that is always outside yelling at the dogs on the street or that lady who checks your produce and remembers when you were a kid but you do not remember her. No, it is just you and me here talking and I have a special review of Lost Patrol just for you.
"A mini-sode? What tha heck is a mini-sode and why should I download this crap?" Well, hypothetical person, a minisode is a less winded version of what we usually do and you should download it because it comes with a free exclusive miniature of Marnius Calgar. Okay, that is a lie, it does not come with a mini at all. However, it IS free! Now isn't that better? In this first and irregular installment we go about the Tale of Gamers and what we were thinking about when we made up our stories and teams. This is an event that caught us by surprise, drafting the stories and the meaning was a lot more rewarding than initially thought, giving new life and love to our little dude-bros. So sit back, crack open a microwave nacho tray from the local gas station and open your ears to the seductive rants of Mob Rules!
This is a re-mastered version of our overly salty 27th episode of the Ultramarines movie. Sadly I discovered the hard way that if I take a compressed audio file and bring it back into garageband and save it again it can frag up the audio making it sound like a vintage recording played on a vintage radio that had been sitting out in the rain for the last 15 years as the family in squirrels inside try to desperately pack the membrane with leaves to quiet the buzzing. But you are not hear to listen to me make excuses, you are hear to listen to us complain about OTHER people's creative projects.
So pull up a chair, open a bag of salty nuts and let the salty sea waves of Mob Rules take you away.
Tired of us talking about the lost first episode? Well we found it! YAY! After this you will never ever ever have to hear us yammering on about it again. Okay, well, we didn't ACTUALLY find it, we recreated it with one less person and a lot more dick jokes. The subject is all about the emperor and who the guy was, in staying with the theme we get some eBay Price is Right with the Golden Throne and we launch into the new event: "Tale of Gamers (which has NOTHING to do with the emperor)!" So pour yourself a tall frosty glass of Faygo, pull up close to the radio and indulge your ears in regret. It is the anniversary episode of Mob Rules!
Hold on to your listening buds, this shiz is getting extensive! The Glacial Geek swings by the greenhouse to join in on a highly extensive Beast Arises mid-term review, and by "extensive" I mean: I am sorry. We go through your FAQ questions with more authority than Reese Robbins embued with deity-ship. Okay, that is taking it out of order, but who reads these anyway? Get on with the downloading already!!!!