Considering Lost Patrol but just really not sure? It took a while but we pulled the trigger on this cult classic and have a review just for you. No, really, it is just for you. There is nobody else here, just you and I. Not your grandma, not that guy on the bus that you always see talking to himself, or that neighbor that is always outside yelling at the dogs on the street or that lady who checks your produce and remembers when you were a kid but you do not remember her. No, it is just you and me here talking and I have a special review of Lost Patrol just for you.
"A mini-sode? What tha heck is a mini-sode and why should I download this crap?" Well, hypothetical person, a minisode is a less winded version of what we usually do and you should download it because it comes with a free exclusive miniature of Marnius Calgar. Okay, that is a lie, it does not come with a mini at all. However, it IS free! Now isn't that better? In this first and irregular installment we go about the Tale of Gamers and what we were thinking about when we made up our stories and teams. This is an event that caught us by surprise, drafting the stories and the meaning was a lot more rewarding than initially thought, giving new life and love to our little dude-bros. So sit back, crack open a microwave nacho tray from the local gas station and open your ears to the seductive rants of Mob Rules!
This is a re-mastered version of our overly salty 27th episode of the Ultramarines movie. Sadly I discovered the hard way that if I take a compressed audio file and bring it back into garageband and save it again it can frag up the audio making it sound like a vintage recording played on a vintage radio that had been sitting out in the rain for the last 15 years as the family in squirrels inside try to desperately pack the membrane with leaves to quiet the buzzing. But you are not hear to listen to me make excuses, you are hear to listen to us complain about OTHER people's creative projects.
So pull up a chair, open a bag of salty nuts and let the salty sea waves of Mob Rules take you away.
Tired of us talking about the lost first episode? Well we found it! YAY! After this you will never ever ever have to hear us yammering on about it again. Okay, well, we didn't ACTUALLY find it, we recreated it with one less person and a lot more dick jokes. The subject is all about the emperor and who the guy was, in staying with the theme we get some eBay Price is Right with the Golden Throne and we launch into the new event: "Tale of Gamers (which has NOTHING to do with the emperor)!" So pour yourself a tall frosty glass of Faygo, pull up close to the radio and indulge your ears in regret. It is the anniversary episode of Mob Rules!